Looking for a shirt to wear while you float down the river with a drink in your hand unwinding from a day of aggravation? Look no further than our I Don't Have The Blood Alcohol Level To Deal With You Right Now Shirt! This shirt is made of a 3.6 oz polyester/combed ringspun blend and USA cotton, and is heat-set to minimize shrinkage. It also features a ribbed crewneck collar for a comfortable fit. So buy now and be ready to float on the river and drink in style!
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